Beauty May 22, 2017

(Un)Happy World Goth Day!

Today is World Goth Day, so to celebrate here’s a gallery of Goth women from around the world. I think these are all incredibly beautiful, and I hope you too will weep tears of joy and heartache as you behold their pulchritudinousness.

Progress April 5, 2017

Happy First Contact Day

As any good citizen of the Federation knows, today is First Contact Day. First Contact Day is celebrated to honor both the breaking of the warp barrier by Zefram Cochran in his ship called the Phoenix and first open contact between Humans and Vulcans on April 5, 2063 in Bozeman, Montana.

Progress March 25, 2017

How To Make A Killing in Business

Idiot America is fond of saying on social media these days that “liberalism,” by now a sort of catchphrase for Democrats, feminists, progressives, environmentalists, gay rights supporters and the like, is a mental illness.

Empathy December 25, 2016

The Trump Who Ruined Christmas

Even on Christmas I have to hear dumbasses say get over it get over it get over it in regard to Donald Trump’s presidential “victory” because hey that’s just how democracy works, right? Here’s why my getting over it seems unlikely even on so joyous a day as this…