American Slander Ltd. provides the www.americanslander.com website (hereafter referred to as “American Slander” or “the site”) to the public. All information contained within the site was created by the owners and/or editors of the site or contributors to the site (hereafter referred to as “us,” “we,” or “our”) and is intended as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, research, humor, parody, hyperbole and/or delightful entertainment. Any other use of the site is solely the responsibility of the user, which the user undertakes at their own risk.
American Slander Ltd. is not responsible for, and expressly disclaims all liability for, all damages of any kind arising out of use, misuse, reference to, or reliance on any information contained within the site, because clearly the information contained within the site is of dubious veracity and value at best. While the information contained within American Slander is periodically updated, no guarantee is implied or given that the information contained in the site is timely, correct, complete, or anywhere near approaching the reasonable person standard of comprehension.
Although the site may include links providing direct access to other Internet resources, including other websites, American Slander Ltd. is not responsible for the accuracy of the content or other information contained in these websites, and the owners of American Slander Ltd. don’t look at 3/4 of the other websites linked to anyway.
Links from the site to third-parties do not constitute an endorsement by American Slander Ltd. of the third-parties or their products and services. In fact, about half the time the site will include a link to a third-party websites expressly because the owners and/or editors of the site or contributors to the site think that third-party is repugnant and would never dream of endorsing it. The appearance on the site of reviews or advertisements for companies, products or services does not constitute an endorsement of the companies, products or services contained in said reviews or advertisements; we primarily do that for the money. We have not investigated the claims made by any advertiser, and information contained in any review or advertisement is based solely on material or on products received for review from suppliers, and is either done at their request in return for compensation, or simply because the spirit moved us to point out how wonderful or how dreadful something is.
The images contained within the site, with the exception of those obtained by permission of the copyright holder or represented to be originally produced by American Slander Ltd, are believed to be in the public domain or are otherwise available for fair, non-commercial use. The site does not sell or license any images that appear on the site except for those originally produced for or otherwise owned by the site. It is the policy of American Slander Ltd to immediately remove, upon notification and identification, any specific image displayed on the site represented to be owned or copyrighted by other parties. Use of this material is not intended as a copyright infringement on any of the artist or any other entity’s copyrighted material, and said material is included on the site because it’s outstanding in some way or other. If you believe that any material found on our site has been used in a manner that constitutes infringement of your copyrighted work, please provide written notice to our Copyright Agent that includes the following information: (1) the name of the owner or a person authorized to act on behalf of the owner of the work that is allegedly infringed; (2) identification of the copyrighted work claimed to have been infringed; (3) a description of where the infringing material is located on the site; (4) your contact information i.e. address, telephone number, and email address; (5) a statement by you that you have a good faith belief that the disputed use is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law; and (6) a statement by you that the information in our notice is accurate and that you are the copyright owner or authorized to act on the copyright owner’s behalf. Our Copyright Agent for notice of claims of copyright infringement on this site can be contacted at email@example.com. If verified, material will be removed immediately unless permission is given for its use. Some graphics on the site were acquired from non-copyrighted sources.