Even on Christmas I have to hear dumbasses say get over it get over it get over it in regard to Donald Trump’s presidential “victory” because hey that’s just how democracy works, right? Here’s why my getting over it seems unlikely even on so joyous a day as this…

First, if America actually were a democracy as many half-wits so proudly suggest, Hillary Clinton would be moving back into the White House next week after her respectable win by 3 million votes. So don’t anyone come talking jackshit to me about how much we all LOVE democracy here in the YUGEnited States. That’s just a load of crap. I abide by the Electoral College 100%, but make no mistake it’s a tool of elites designed to deprive American voters of true power. Find refuge in it if you must…

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Second, as if my first point weren’t enough, considering the fact that over 40% of eligible voters couldn’t be fucking bothered to cast a ballot for either of the assholes it’s kind of hard to find anything even remotely resembling some sort of popular mandate circling around Trump. I mean let’s be honest folks, only a precious few, select dipshits and jugheads even like the guy, because he’s just plain fucking repulsive.

And finally, I’m not in the least bit ashamed to say I’m rather looking forward to the day when you’re standing there like a deer in the headlights because Trump and the GOP vampire cabal running Congress that YOU elected have conspired to deprive you and your loved ones of Social Security, Medicare, health insurance, paid overtime, family leave, safe food, clean water, breathable air, and a thousand other things big and small that we all depend upon to live, BECAUSE I WILL BE RIGHT THERE IN YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FACE TELLING YOU TO GET OVER IT GET OVER IT GET OVER IT.